Throughout the Seventh Sector of the Universe…

North-Eastern Quadrant Border: Cooler's Ship

Salza: "Monsieur Cooler! It seems zat your brother Freezer is destroying ze planet Vegeta!"

Cooler: "Very impressive, killing of a bunch of monkeys. Any liquored up hillbilly with a shotgun could have done that at the zoo."

Salza: "Well, sir, it seems he has missed a single ship, only recently launched from said planet! We are within range to intercep-"

Cooler: "No. Let it go."

Salza: "But… why?"

Cooler: "Because if he's going to whine to our father for control over the entire Quadrant like a spoiled little shit… then he's going to accept the responsibility for this. If it comes back to bite him… that's his fault."

Cretaceous

Shorty: "Did you hear that?!"

Nappa: "Hear what? Something wrong?"

Shorty: "We got a message from the Freezer Force! A meteor collided with Planet Vegeta, and… what?! … Our whole world was obliterated!"

Scarface: "Gah!"

Nappa: "Uah! Impossible!"

Scarface: "That means most of the saiyan race was completely wiped out…! But how?! They should have detected the approaching meteor!"

Gumori: aka New Vegeta

Paragus: "Broly… Broly, you saved me… us…"

Broly: "Daaaaaadaaaaaa! I-I-I… I want to go home!"

Paragus: "Broly… you're the one who took us from home. As it was being destroyed. That is impossible, son."

Broly: "NOOOOOOO! I! Wanna! Go! Home! NOW!"

Paragus: "B-Broly! We're all friends here… W-w BROLY!"

Kabocha

Lakasei: "Turles! Turles! Sir!"

Turles: "What, is my ship ready?"

Rasin: "No, no! We've received reports… Your home planet looks like it's been destroyed!"

Turles: "What, Vegeta?! I was never happy on that world, but still… hm, Lakasei!"

Lakasei: "Yes sir!"

Turles: "Gather as much information on the events around it's destruction as you can!"

Lakasei & Rasin: "YES SIR!"

Tech-Tech

Shima: "Tarble! Gure!"

Tarble: "Mama…?"

Shima: "I… sure, Tarble, sure. I have… bad news."

Gure: "Uwah…? What is it?"

Shima: "I don't know how to say this… but, your home planet was destroyed, Tarble."

Tarble: "… You mean I get to stay here, with you guys?"

Cretaceous, a few minutes later

Shorty: "Prince Vegeta… unfortunate news from Lord Freezer. It seems that… that Planet Vegeta was hit by a large asteroid earlier today and… and destroyed."

Vegeta: "And? You're sure?"

Shorty: "A-affirmative. As of right now, we are the only confirmed survivors."

Vegeta: "Oh, really?"

Scarface: "Would… would you like to send a reply, sir?"

Vegeta: "No. No reply."

Raditz: "Well I guess we're pretty lucky, aren't we? It's a good thing we got this assignment when we did and weren't at home…"

Vegeta: "Ergh, well I guess now I'll never get to be King Vegeta…"

Nappa: "Vegeta, you have a brother, don't you?"

Vegeta: "Oh, yeah, I wonder if he got blown up too. Pfe, not that it matters."

Scarface: "And you had a brother as well…"

Raditz: "Yeah, but he was just gonna be a lower class warrior… he was still at home sleeping in a nursing capsule. A disgrace… … Wait, I think mom said they sent Kakarotto off the planet in a pod though. Oh well, I couldn't care any less."

Antiphyta

Onio: "Did you see that, babe? A giant explosion just occurred…"

Honey: "Don't worry about it baby, we're busy, remember~?"

Onio: "I'unno, babe, that mighta been planet Vegeta."

Honey: "You have something more important to do, don't you? That 'Kuriza' kid?"

Onio: "Right, right…"

Unknown Planet

Breet: "No! NO! NO! NO!"

Breet: "Beets… How could… Freezer…? WHY?!"

Yelna

Grenn: "RIIIIGOR!"

Rigor: "Whaaat, old man?!"

Grenn: "Where have you been? The rebels have been closing in on us for-*GACK*!

Rigor: "Listen up, bub. I don't have to take this shit from you. Sit down or shut up, capiche?"

Grenn: "damn… saiyan…"

Jinkousei… Zenyark… Rithica... Rygol 7?

Naranja: "He's dead."

Patata: "What?! When, how?!"

Naranja: "When we… when we tried to infiltrate the ultimate control room. I'm sorry, but Lord Col won't be joining us anymore."

Lechuge: "Oh, damn… what are we supposed do when those warbots find us?! Or… or if Freezer's men come back for us and see that we haven't been killed?!"

Naranja: "Don't worry, don't worry… I know exactly what to do…"

Earth: aka Terra

Gohan: "Wha…?! Oh my goodness! A little boy! What're you doing way out here, little fella?"

Kakarotto: *cries more*

Gohan: "Hm… heheheh, whaddaya know, a tail! Heheh, strange fellow. Don't worry, I'm a little odd myself, believe it or not~."

Kakarotto: *giggles before kicking him in the face*

Gohan: "Oh my! You're a little stinker aren't ya~? Goodness, you should take it easy on me! I'm old enough to be your grandpa yaknow! Now… let's see…"

Kakarotto: …?

Gohan: "Ah, yes, I see! I think I know what to call you until I find out where ya belong, little fella! Look, how 'bout I call ya Goku?"

Goku: *laughs and pats Gohan's face*

Gohan: "Oh-ohoho, you like that, huh? All right then, Goku it is! Hahaha, wee! What a good little boy!"